pilfer my iMac Share definition Flag What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store. I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again. pilfer my iMac by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the pilfer my iMac mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch