merloaded

The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech intended to mask the level of one's inebriation.

I'll pass on having wine with dinner tonight - I got totally merloaded last night.

merloaded by Comma Boy December 25, 2008

Merzhaded 

The act of slitting someone throat with safety scissors.

Damn that night just got merzhaded

Merzhaded by Ricey boi March 5, 2019

merloted 

gettin bombed on fine red wine

That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour

merloted by gagggs4 February 6, 2009