Person 1: The word define means-
Person 2: What the heck are you doing??
Person 1: I'm trying to define a word.
Person 2: What does define mean?
Person 1: Define means-
Person 2: WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU DOING??
Person 1: I'm defining the word define!! You
just asked!!
Person 2: You can't
just define a word without me knowing what define even means you idiot!
Person 1: *sigh*