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Fingery Bum Wank 

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
Fingery Bum Wank by The F P February 22, 2011
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To finger ones butthole then put the poop covered finger in their mouth
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fungerous 

Fun and dangerous at the same time. Wicked awesomeness. Often done or used when stoned or high. Like we are right now.
Dude, Jumping offa stuff... so fungerous....
fungerous by Headfones and Miao September 26, 2003
When a person is so hungry that they are considered f*cking hungry.
I haven't ate anything today! I'm so fungry.
Fungry by Liv Defines July 10, 2016

Hucking Fungry 

Let's go to In N Out, I'm so hucking fungry right now!
Hucking Fungry by senorlimones November 26, 2006