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yard niggers 

A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and is therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards who think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.
How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?

My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.

Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.
yard niggers by Jim C M Niggenworth November 12, 2006

yard niggers 

A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and it therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards whot think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.
How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?

My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.

Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.
yard niggers by Jim C M Niggenworth November 13, 2006

niggertard 

A very stupid nigger, who has an IQ level that is not higher than than of an institutionalized retard, whose constant, annoying and loud speach is an incomprehensible gibberish. Nigger babble is anigger's attempt at comunication. This is the reason why niggers are always loaded down with cell-phones and many other devices of comunication. But it has no use.
This thing possesses a few cognitive skills and is prone to vandalizing, raping, stealing and so forth.
For instance, an example of niggertard could be as follows: your nigger-neighbor is a creature who live in a moronic state, as you easily can check. Ask him who was George Washington, and the nigger surely will answer: "Oh, man, I'm gonna try dat new brand of cigarettes. Know wad ahm sayin'? Give me a drag, man!" I do not recommend asking questions about general culture. It would be too much for the nigger. Stick yourself strictly to the Afro American enviroment.
niggertard by Captain Word June 23, 2009

niggertard 

SA - One who is black and retarded.
That black special education student is one of the biggest niggertards I have ever seen.
niggertard by Nigroson August 25, 2006

Niggerward 

A black prison warden. Usually used as an insult to describe how much of an ass someone is being.
Tyreek: Man Tyrone is such a niggerward.
Austin: Facts man facts.
Niggerward by Blackerish January 1, 2023