George: Uh..uh.. So what're you doing with yourself
these days, Tina?
Tina: Well I've really taken a shine to being a thespian! I'd been
thinking about it almost constantly ever since
junior high, and recently my roommate Julie really turned me on to it!
George: Oh!... Well! You had better not become a Catholic or a Muslim! They really don't like that kind of thing. I'm fine with it though! Hey, if you'd like, I can help you look for a nice gay bar to hang out in! *nods supportively*
Tina: ...uh...what?!