Monga 

mon-a

Someone who is acting like a retard

cleo, put the match down you fuckin monga

Monga by shitsandgigsandroos March 22, 2020

Monga 

Without an erection. Sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. In the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the butt Monga.

Lo metieron Monga.
They stuck it Monga.

El esta Monga.
He is Monga.

Monga by Jetbori June 5, 2007

monga 

a complete and total retard, one who lets all insults go 'woop-woop' over their stupid inbred retard mind.

you:hey you fuckin retarded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but like tell her to fuck off coz she'll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:Ok.

monga by Bernard P July 17, 2007

Monga 

A socially inept cockfag who goes to university.

Shutup Monga!
Monga, you're a fag!
Monga, stop being a tryhard!!
Monga you're not black, stop acting like it!!!

Monga by AdamWest September 20, 2006

monga 

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).

You utter monga

monga by fred smith March 7, 2003

Monga 

A surfer from the peninsula in the eighties that hung out and partied hard together

You are all a bunch of Monga's

Monga by Monga's January 6, 2005

Monga 

A Spedtastical Lunatic

You Bloody Monga

Monga by Sped Maths June 15, 2018