baby proof 

a women who's on some form of birth control and can't get pregnant

slut: you can cum inside me im baby proof!!

baby proof by chumpking November 11, 2009

Baby bullet proof vest 

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

Baby bullet proof vest by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

100 proof baby juice 

One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.

She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.

100 proof baby juice by MD65 August 25, 2006

Poof baby 

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey

The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby”

Poof baby by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

Babyproofing 

Using a condom or some other form of birth control.

Girl: What is taking you so long?!
Boy: *puts on condom* Hold on a sec, I'm Babyproofing!

Babyproofing by ckapp May 2, 2011