Pretzelable 

The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'

Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!

Pretzelable by DipYourWick February 20, 2017

pretzelled 

Confused, twisted, or bent out of shape.

I'm a little pretzelled about that new movie.

That psychopath clown is pretzelled.

When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.

pretzelled by Mike99 June 16, 2008