Zackass: an internet troll whose opinions are always more equal than others; one who will put you down because he has 'served his country' and believes that you have not; one who will never admit he is wrong, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
just because your opinion differs from mine does not make it better, or more valid; stop being a Zackass
Having extreme qualities of what it is to be a jackass, or something close to it. If someone around you is fucking around and acting like a dumbass, refer to him as a 'zackass'.
'When we were washing cars for a school fundraiser last weekend, I told Zack to go and get the towels, so he decides to dance on them. *facepalm* what a zackass.'
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"