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pretzel sex 

the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.
"i had some rly salty pretzel sex last night man"
pretzel sex by zoepeen July 18, 2013

Pretzel Sex 

a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel
friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D

friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position

friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E

((Lmao this is a joke--))
Pretzel Sex by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018