smurf sex 

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face

dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!

smurf sex by baddoggy April 26, 2006

Downward reverse smurf sex 

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

Downward reverse smurf sex by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016

smirf sex 

when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.

GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.

MAN: You found the right guy.

smirf sex by maria garnica March 28, 2011