celebritory wank 

A wank performed usually after a rough week of finals, as means of relaxation.

After his math and economics finals, he stripped down to his tighty whities, broke out the beer, playboys, porn and lube and settled in for a long, enjoyable evening. A celebritory wank

celebritory wank by sarahYBABY! December 23, 2008

Celebratory Wank 

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.

After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.

Celebratory Wank by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

celebrity wank 

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.

-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks

celebrity wank by stumpyB August 12, 2011