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Celebratory Wank 

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.
Celebratory Wank by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

celebrity wank 

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.
-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
celebrity wank by stumpyB August 12, 2011