blowjob monkey 

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.

Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.

blowjob monkey by Russ B-M February 13, 2006

Monkey's Blowjob 

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

Monkey's Blowjob by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023