I Lost Bus 

Something Arian says because he is retard.

“Bro, I can’t leave for another hour now.”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”

I Lost Bus by ImAGayToothpick July 23, 2018

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012