1.
Man: "You are such an idiot"
Woman: "You just don't like me because I'm gay!"
Man: "
I don't like you because
you're an idiot, don't be a dykehead."
2.
Man: "Everyone I'm gay and I'm here to stay, no matter what any of you say!"
Woman: "We know, nobody cares."
Man: "Well I'm gay and I'm proud of who I am, I love myself for who I am and am proud to be gay!"
Woman: "Seriously, if you were proud to be who you are,
you wouldn't spend so much time convincing everyone, you're just being a dykehead, as usual."