Ramensexual 

When the ramen is too hot to handle....

Person 1: Oh? You just finished making ramen? I'm uh- ramensexual.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: *aggressively thrusting ramen*

Ramensexual by Maple_IsDed June 7, 2021

Rapesexual 

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)

Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out

Rapesexual by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

Rapesexual 

Some fucking rapist trying to desperately to be valid and accepted that they invent a sexuality so they can excuse their illegal behavior.

1:Hey, what’s your sexuality?
2:I’m rapesexual!
1:I’m calling the police.

Rapesexual by BLIZZYBOI April 10, 2022

Rapesexual 

An invalid gender. Usually used by motherfucking dumbass cretins that resort to rapism to finally touch a woman.

These people try to make their rapism "valid" by turning it into a gender.

Person 1: So, what sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm Transgender, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: I'm rapesexual.

Then Person 2 runs away as fast as they can and calls the cops.

Rapesexual by CrownIR May 22, 2022

rainsexual 

When someone is attracted to rain

Person 1- hey what’s your sexuality?
Person 2- rainsexual

rainsexual by Orangefis January 1, 2021

Romeosexual 

Romeosexual (N.) A Romeosexual is a Male or Female who is neither gay or straight. They dedicate their whole love life to a person for years and years even if they are not dating them. (Like Romeo from "Romeo & Juliet".)

Hilton: Hey, what's that guy's deal? Is he gay or straight?

Clooney: Nah, he's a total Romeosexual. He has been idolizing over a girl for 4 years. He completely shuts out any other girl that talks to him for her.

Romeosexual by TheBWACKdwagon January 4, 2010

rafesexual 

when you are in deep love with rafe cameron that you would let him shoot you

someone: what is your sexuality?
me: oh, me? im a rafesexual

rafesexual by drewstarkeylover September 5, 2021