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Grape stompers

Another term for the kidneys. As some people sample urine like fine wine, a haematuria is a fine roset, a dehydrated urine is a strong Pinot noir and a diabetics urine is a moscato. So as the kidneys produce urine, they are the equivalent to the grape stomping stage in making wine.
Damn Susie my grape stompers have been hurting lately, I might have a UTI.

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Get him Frank, shiv him in his grape stomper.
Grape stompers by Batteredsav October 12, 2018
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grape stomper 

Offensive term to a potuguese person, who stomps grapes!
grape stomper by Dennis V January 27, 2006

Grape Stomper 

A technique used to push feces through a drain grate, usually in a shower. When you accidentally defecate in the shower and you stomp the feces through the drain with a powerful thrust of your foot. Thus removing evidence of this humiliating mistake.
I shit in my mother-in-laws shower last night and had to pull a Grape Stomper.
Grape Stomper by Chillosophy September 13, 2018

grapestomper

n. slang. (1) derogatory statement refering to someone of Italian descent. (2)person lacking job skills and regulated to very low end manual labor.
That dumb ass Pauly better finish school otherwise he'll end up stuck being a grapestomper for the rest of his life.
grapestomper by LDY January 4, 2008