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Dirty Dahl 

Dirty Dahl

A sexual act with East Indian Flare

Donning a traditional Indian saree, the woman lays down with legs spread open, atop a bed of silken pillows. Her partner then places “offerings” to her yoni. These offerings can include food such as fine chocolates, wine, or jewelry. He may also perform cunnilingus, whatever he deems necessary for the woman to accept his offerings.

Once the woman is satisfied with the offerings she has received, she then allows her partner to scoop Indian Dahl (easy on the spices!) into her yoni thus making it her “Dahl House”. The couple then has intercourse with the Dahl inside the woman’s yoni until the male ejaculates. The woman then forces out the mixture, garnishes with fresh cilantro and serves to the male.
Dirty Dahl is about the most satisfying dish you could prepare in the backcountry wilderness
Dirty Dahl by MtKabouters August 8, 2018
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Dirty Dahlia 

The act of cutting off your fingers super gluing them together then shoving them up your fathers anus
I’m gonna dirty dahlia you
Dirty Dahlia by Bigpenis pump April 13, 2020

Dirty dahlia 

when you shit into your fathers ass and then stick a dildo and piss on it while puking, and then you take a crap in his mouth while screaming "WHORE"
AH FUCK I DID A DIRTY DAHLIA IN MY DAD AND MUM HELP
Dirty dahlia by penis little you October 22, 2020

dirty dahlia 

when you shit and piss on a diLdo and then stick it into your siblings while peeing and shitting into there mouth while vomiting on your pet and pouring dog food into the straw inside of your sibling dick or vagina.
AH SHIT I DID A DIRTY DAHLIA TO MY SIBLINGS
dirty dahlia by penis little you October 22, 2020

dirtydale 

It's a nick name of the town Carbondale, Illinois. Carbondale people often call it Dirtydale.
" I'm gonna stay in Missouri for a couple of days and then go back to Dirtydale."
dirtydale by Chasemeant April 24, 2018