Shut the door 

the act of not being annoying and shutting the door when you leave the room.

me: hey can you shut the door please?
mom: sure!

Shut the door by Your average lesbian July 7, 2020

shut the door 

When you're being extremely sassy and rude to a bunch of friends who arrive at your house, or any gathering for that matter, and tell them to leave or else. Also used to describe someone whose references and inside jokes are completely ridiculous and dumb and can not be understood or followed by anyone.

*friends knock on door to house* *Katia opens door*
Katia: Oh my god! Why are you all here! Shut the door!
*door closes*

Maddie: HAHA #calor gotta love those inside jokes!
Nick: Stfu Maddie, shut the door, no one understands your jokes!

shut the door by #calor June 14, 2016

Shut The Door 

When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots

They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!

Shut The Door by Raimokurri July 4, 2024

shut the fridge door

shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.

Please shut the fridge door

shut the fridge door by rumii May 2, 2018

shut the front door 

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

shut the front door by Yari0 February 15, 2010

shut the front door before i slam you out the back 

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

shut the front door before i slam you out the back by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

Shut the front door 

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

Shut the front door by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006