Potaturd 

A jacket potato-sized turd possibly due to eating too many jacket potatoes.

Gee, that was painful, I just did a potaturd

Potaturd by danmolby March 30, 2009

Potturd

Rabid Fans of Harry Potter. Also known as turdswho enjoy pornographic fanworks of harry potter and other characters. Sick bastards.

"I love HarryxRon Lemon Yaoi!"
"You're a fucking sicko, you Potturd"

Potturd by Anti-Potter February 24, 2006