Morger Boy Share definition Flag One who attempts to cover-up his hunger for the cock by being sketchy and groping as many drunk girls as possible. Watch out for those Morger Boys and remember to keep your butt cheeks clenched at all times. Morger Boy by Cockoholic February 9, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Morger Boy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch