the chudes 

Noun. Sudden paralysis accompanied by an utter inability to vocalize that is triggered when the victim is called upon to speak in public. Often accompanied by a persistent erection in adolescent males.

Jim got a bad case of The Chudes in front of the Junior class assembly.

the chudes by Shilly-Shally January 1, 2018

The chodesters 

Worlds most vicious small dick gang

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”

The chodesters by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

The Chodesman by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011

TheChudster

Him/That Guy/ is From Agartha, but he is a Melly belly without Arya Eyes.

"Bro I just saw TheChudster I'm gonna give him all my qalms and loot"

TheChudster by TheChudster November 6, 2025