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michelle branch

an awesome singer/songwriter/musician who kicks butt,is married,and can kick lindsay lohan's butt anytime.

Michelle Branch

A Great Singer and deons't lip sync
Did I mention she sings?
Michelle Branch by Rockstar June 16, 2003

michelle branch

a super talented girl, singer, guitarist, wife, almost mom, simply, nice, and everything kond in this world....
michelle branch by mida May 13, 2005

Mckellenism

This is a secret underground cult created by Ian McKellen himself. His clan members were found straight, and some even engaged to woman. He quickly seduced them and began creating his clan of gay minions. He uses a highly difficult method called, "Backdoor" to do his recruiting. Also known as "Backdooring their asses." They all start out with a speedo, but higher classes get better speedos. The highest is a white leopard-skin speedo. As of now, Ian is the only one who wears one, and hasn't taken it off for many decades.

The clan members are called Mckellenites, and will forever be locked in an epic battle against the Jedi.
Wow, that kid's gay enough to convert to Mckellenism!

Hey, lock your doors. Tonight is when the Mckellenites come out and backdoor some helpless guys ass.
Mckellenism by ifIhadaname December 13, 2010

michelle branch

a singer that writes her own music, is in her own band now, can play the guitar and many other instruments, very pretty, also quite funny :)
plays lots of instruments and continues to:)
michelle branch by eunice January 22, 2005
PEOPLE WITH THE NAME MIKELLE ARE ADORABLE.
HOW IS MIKELLE?
ADORABLE.
Mikelle by ILOVEMIKELLE October 11, 2013