Lobster Juice 

The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.

she says "Shoot that lobster juice all over me."

Lobster Juice by sliqdude January 27, 2009

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Lobsterjuiceachino 

The act of pouring a cappuccino into a women's satch, letting it ferment for a good while and then drinking it.

Ryan: Yo dude I had Sandy give me a Lobsterjuiceachino, it tasted like fish.
Bro: Nasty!

Lobsterjuiceachino by Daddycrew November 7, 2012