Limpdickery 

To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.

Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"

Limpdickery by KwameKazi September 18, 2012

Limpdicked 

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.

"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."

Limpdicked by RealNerd May 20, 2014