waterdrinker 

A slur for people that get turned on by water it is highly offensive.
They aren’t attracted to anything other than water.

Person 1: *drinks a gallon of water* so tasty 😩
Person 2: STOP BEING A WATERDRINKER *stabs person 1*

waterdrinker by A person that exists April 9, 2021

Boiled water drinker

A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.

-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."

Boiled water drinker by Geozz June 18, 2018

Toilet Water Drinker 

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.

Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!

Toilet Water Drinker by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022

Reading water drinker 

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

Reading water drinker by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022