kojiami

vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.

1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!

kojiami by Anon Person January 14, 2006

kojiami

A satire writer on the allakhazam forums, often mistaken for another dumb troll. Has his share of fans and haters. His posts are highly controversial, offensive but always true. for more information, see ffxi.allakhazam.com

Kojiami made another thread about Square enix 3 hours ago, and it already has 350 replies!

kojiami by Spinzzz August 28, 2008

Kojimaing 

Kojimaing is a process named after Hideo Kojima, creator of the Metal Gear series and other cult hits such as Snatcher. If you visit his twitter account, you'll see he has posted pictures of every meal he has eaten since his acquisition of a smart phone. Thus, Kojimaing is the act of sending pictures of your food to friends, or posting it to social media.

Ever since Jeff went to India, he's been Kojimaing me pictures of every meal he's eaten!

Kojimaing by Diabrettic July 9, 2012