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textra-terrestrial 

Someone who is an 'alien' to texting, usually older and technologically impaired.
My grandma is such a textra-terrestrial.

Dude A: Did you get ahold of joe?
Dude B: No, he just barely got a phone last week and he's a total textra-terrestrial.
textra-terrestrial by michaliann October 1, 2009

terrestrial ferret 

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.
I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.
terrestrial ferret by Consicle November 29, 2014

Terrestrial-Differentiation

The sensation of 2 or more different strains of cannabis smoked at one time. One can feel the different "forces" of the different strains "pulling you apart."
After smoking that purp, kush, and that other dank-ass shit, I felt the heavy Terrestrial-Differentiation.

Terrestrial 

a group of people who influenced the world, and as such, cannot be assigned to one country.
Albert Einstine is not a German, he is a Terrestrial.
Terrestrial by tryplot October 23, 2012

e.t. the extra-terrestrial 

One of the worst games in video game history.

Made in the Atari 2600, this game was based of the movie E.T., but it was never as good. It's highly noted as one of the factors for the video game crash of 1983. One of the (highly) possible reasons of it's extremely bad gameplay was because it skilled audience testing, and another reason is Warshaw (the designer) only had 5 1/2 weeks to make it.

It's also banned to be talked about in any school ever. Reports of people saying it have caused people to look at the game, and then gain PTSD on the horrible experience.
History Teacher: Okay class, can anybody tell me something in the past that severely effected humans?
Gamer Student: E.T. the extra-terrestrial?
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT GAME!
Gamer Student: Bu-
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE GAME