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Franzing 

A person who:
-brings vodka to school in a dasani water bottle
-vapes and smokes weed in their car and then tells everyone about it
-their car will smell like dryer sheets to mask the smell of the smoke
-wears sunglasses indoors
-carries a bottle of chocolate protein shake with them everywhere
-Takes every opportunity to show off your iphone with lots of selfies and fitbit that they dont actually use but just have so people think their into fitness
-brings up body building into every conversation
Have you seen Tiffany. She is so Franzing today.
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franzing 

Franzing is a term used to describe someone who takes long breaks at work, usually sitting in a chair with legs crossed and spacing out. The whole world could burn around them and they wouldn't even blink.

indolent slothful lazy shiftless
He felt like he did enough for the day, so he was franzing away the last hours of his shift.

Hans and Franzing 

When your using a pump on yourself, on another person, or in any other forms or fashion. Hans and Franzing is a reference to the old Saturday Night Live skits Hans and Franz. There slogan or hook was "We're going to pump, You up!
I'm totally over swole from too much Hans and Franzing! I look like king cobra.
(verb) the carrying out of Agile activities; a person who embodies the spirit of franning
"I'll be responsible for franning this week..."
"dude, you are totally franning it!"
franning by mistermiyagi2018 August 16, 2018

anne franking 

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.
dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.
anne franking by trippysin December 31, 2011

Franking out 

To freak out at an extreme level with either uncontrollable convolutions or hand gestures. To Frank out you must go beyond the level of freak out and use random words and noises that do not make any sense and also move hands and body in an uncontrollable manner, much like an individual with Touretts syndrome having a tick.
When Jen found out the love of her life was coming to the party she started franking out.
Franking out by G.Keiz July 31, 2007
When a guy/girl continues to annoy you after you have friend zoned them multiple times, and you have to continue to let them know you are not interested.
Me: That girl is really starting to annoy that popular guy.
Person: Ya, he'e been fronzing her at least 10 times already.
Fronzing by Walker May 14, 2014