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Reverse Benjamin Button Disease
"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"
"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"
"Can I be cured?"
"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"
"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"
"Can I be cured?"
"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"
Reverse Benjamin Button Disease by Hilaros Man100 March 29, 2013
Benjamin Buttons Penis
When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
Benjamin Buttons Penis by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016
The Benjamin Button Effect
When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.
Most common amongst teenage girls.
Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week
Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!
Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!
Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!
Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!
Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
The Benjamin Button Effect by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009
Benjamin Buttoning
When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Evan: Sweet!
Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
Benjamin Button dick
Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?
PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.
PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.
Benjamin Button dick by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018
Benjamin Button
The state of looking fake-aged.
Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.
Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.
You are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, Benjamin Button, droopy-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen.
Benjamin Button by Step Jinleft April 28, 2011