Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it

Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!

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hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

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A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

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