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hairy plumber 

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.
I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.
hairy plumber by hurryplummer January 5, 2019

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.
This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)