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Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

Hairy Donkey Pie 

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.
Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.
Hairy Donkey Pie by Iliad March 22, 2008

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! 

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

erect donkey hairs 

when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll
having erect donkey hairs is the best!
erect donkey hairs by bofa DEEZ February 23, 2015