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German Cake 

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east
Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''

German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.
Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!

German Knuckle Cake

German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.
Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.
German Knuckle Cake by Pox March 23, 2006

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.
Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany
German Coffee Cake by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

German chocolate cake coffee 

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.
I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

German Apple Cake 

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.
Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg