Amstadter 

Of genus shorticus anoyicus. Prone to spastic fits of saying get'em. Repeatedly!

Amstadter verbiage: I received a GED transcript "Get'em" or I tied my shoe "Get'em!"

Amstadter by Snapping Turtle November 27, 2011

Asstasterrific 

A beautiful woman's ass that tastes terrific or looks like it would.

Dude, that chick from last night sat on my face and her booty was asstasterrific!!

Asstasterrific by HU$$TLER July 10, 2010