turdnerf

covering a nerf pellet or foam bullet in human excrement.

JESUS CHRIST, THEY'RE FIRING TURDNERFS AT US

turdnerf by wazzah March 29, 2021

TurdPerfect 

The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used

Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??

TurdPerfect by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013

William TURDner 

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

William TURDner by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Turdner Syndrome 

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.

Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.

Turdner Syndrome by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021