Dirty Baldwin 

Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake

: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.

Dirty Baldwin by loopyspanky October 19, 2008

Dirty Baldwin 

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.

Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!

Dirty Baldwin by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020

Dirty Baldwin 

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

Dirty Baldwin by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023