spij 

To insult someone without any prompting whatsoever.

That Cynthia's a right fat rhino, isn't she?

Ooh, you Spijed her GOOD.

spij by Bob Pitch August 29, 2006

Spij 

The stuff that llamas eat, apparently.

“That’s clearly a llama eating spij, Joey.”
“Yeah. You’re right, Clark.”

Spij by ShampooTheTurkeyISay December 29, 2018

Spij 

Acronym for Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jelly. To refer to someone who lacks courage and embodies cowardice

Michael, stop being such a spij! Grow some backbone and ask for that raise!

Spij by DrGrimm March 8, 2021

spijsrat

A friendly way to insult someone.
Mostly used by scouts bergrakkers.

Lars: *shits on the table*
Jarne: Lars, you fucking spijsrat!

spijsrat by Ratteke123 November 30, 2021

SPIJØNGET

An acronym for "Stop Postponing Ideas & Joylessly Øverthinking Newly-Generated Expressions & Thoughts.".

Fuck it, just do it.

"Man, this thing is due tomorrow, I haven't even started and it was assigned to us 3 weeks ago, what the fuck?!"
"Bruh, just sit down, SPIJØNGET!"

SPIJØNGET by Lwansta December 25, 2019

spijiz

spit in your mouth that looks like jiz,

spit + jiz = spijiz

usually happens when dehydrated

also known as : spijit, jit, spiz, spizz, spum, salum, cit, and scum

I was so dehydrated that i had spijiz on the tip of my tongue.

spijiz by Guian Erin May 4, 2007

spijjy 

Someone who is initially focused on fun and doesn't change his focus because of other circumstances.

Although the proposal for funding a charitable organization was appealing, the group kept the original idea of going out together that evening....to the point, that was very spijjy!

spijjy by Mohamed Mahmoud May 20, 2008