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spit in your mouth that looks like jiz,

spit + jiz = spijiz

usually happens when dehydrated

also known as : spijit, jit, spiz, spizz, spum, salum, cit, and scum
I was so dehydrated that i had spijiz on the tip of my tongue.

spijiz by Guian Erin May 4, 2007
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shijizzle 

When you shit and jizz at the same time
Damn Bryar I just shijizzled in my pants
shijizzle by Jess James May 14, 2019
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Spujizzikum 

used by gay men to bake muffins believed to make it taste better. Spujizzikum is actually cum mixed with a sugar alternative. a man or woman can beg for your Spujizikum.
"oh baby i want you SPUJIZIKUM!"
" these muffins are dilicious!"
"they are made with spujizzikum!"
(woman vomits or gay man gets down on his knees and sucks)
Spujizzikum by SPUJIZZIKUM February 22, 2010

spidizzle 

Yo, dude. I think there's a spidizzle on the ceiling.
spidizzle by DaBuggie July 14, 2019

spidizle 

a game where a bunch of kids(girls and boys)(usually) drive around in a car together.....before they do, they decide on some kind of sexual intercourse, when a kid sees a car with a broken head light, he or she must yell, "SPIDIZLE!" then he can pick anyone in the car to have the agreed sexual intercourse
I keep my broken head-light unfixed because i know a bunch of horny kids are getting lucky.
spidizle by ALe and WIL May 13, 2005

SkiJizzacum 

Don't know whether to use the word Jizz or Cum? then fear no more! Skijizzacum will help you!

Skuh - Jihzz - uh - cum
Lady: Hey babe want to Skijizzacum on my face tonight?
Man: I would love to!
SkiJizzacum by DavidFlysBoeing99 December 17, 2023
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