spijiz

spit in your mouth that looks like jiz,

spit + jiz = spijiz

usually happens when dehydrated

also known as : spijit, jit, spiz, spizz, spum, salum, cit, and scum

I was so dehydrated that i had spijiz on the tip of my tongue.

by Guian Erin May 4, 2007

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shijizzle

When you shit and jizz at the same time

Damn Bryar I just shijizzled in my pants

by Jess James May 14, 2019

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Spujizzikum

used by gay men to bake muffins believed to make it taste better. Spujizzikum is actually cum mixed with a sugar alternative. a man or woman can beg for your Spujizikum.

"oh baby i want you SPUJIZIKUM!"
" these muffins are dilicious!"
"they are made with spujizzikum!"
(woman vomits or gay man gets down on his knees and sucks)

by SPUJIZZIKUM February 22, 2010

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spidizzle

An animal of the arachnid variety.

Yo, dude. I think there's a spidizzle on the ceiling.

by DaBuggie July 14, 2019

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a game where a bunch of kids(girls and boys)(usually) drive around in a car together.....before they do, they decide on some kind of sexual intercourse, when a kid sees a car with a broken head light, he or she must yell, "SPIDIZLE!" then he can pick anyone in the car to have the agreed sexual intercourse

I keep my broken head-light unfixed because i know a bunch of horny kids are getting lucky.

by ALe and WIL May 13, 2005

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