spij

To insult someone without any prompting whatsoever.

That Cynthia's a right fat rhino, isn't she?

Ooh, you Spijed her GOOD.

by Bob Pitch August 29, 2006

Spij

The stuff that llamas eat, apparently.

“That’s clearly a llama eating spij, Joey.”
“Yeah. You’re right, Clark.”

by ShampooTheTurkeyISay December 29, 2018

Spij

Acronym for Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jelly. To refer to someone who lacks courage and embodies cowardice

Michael, stop being such a spij! Grow some backbone and ask for that raise!

by DrGrimm March 8, 2021