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conal is a person who has a MASSAIVE dick and usally gets all the ladies conals are extremely good looking and very caring
girl: who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh that is just conal
conal by cuminurbum69 March 19, 2020
A big lad. He always has two dogs at his side (with a gun in his pocket). He usually drives a massive lorry while reading a physics textbook at the wheel. All in all, a pretty sound dude.
Ashley “Where’s Conal?”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”
Conal by Jerome69420 February 4, 2021
He met conal.
conal by Kiwi. October 16, 2003
Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.
Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."
Conal by Hershel Orr May 23, 2013
(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?
conal by Bob July 24, 2003
A noun that describes an act such that the actor is not be able to constrain one's urinary urges and therefore runs to the side of a road or walkway or ditch and urinates.
e.g. to "pull a conal"

He was stuck in traffic for the next five miles before the nearest gas station, therefore he drove to the side of the road and pulled a conal.
conal by conal_observer May 28, 2010