Snow cuck 

Someone who comes from a region of no snow who enjoys watching the snow.

Person 1: “Hey is Charlie ok? He’s been staring out the window for the past 5 minutes.”
Person 2: “Yeah, don’t mind him. He’s from California. He’s a bit of a snow cuck.”

Snow cuck by forstnamelostname February 2, 2021

snowcucks 

professional fun haver’s

“those guys are a bunch of snowcucks”

snowcucks by gmoney snipaaaa May 19, 2023

snowcucks 

retarded fat fucks who are weird

"wow they're so ugly, they're such snowcucks"

snowcucks by william st germain October 18, 2023