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American Roulette 

It's like Russian roulette but instead of loading one round you load all 6 and everyone dies.
Guys 1 & 2: Hey lets play Russian Roulette

Guy 3: Nah man, we'll play American Roulette
Guy 1 & 2: Alright, how do we play?
Guy 3: I shoot you all and then off myself
American Roulette by fuckoffimfunny September 9, 2019

American Roulette 

Sort of like Russian Roulette but American style.
1. Order a shit load of pizza.
2. Find a bunch of Americans stupid enough to play
3. Those two take turns eating slices of pizza
4. When it gets to a high amount of pizza the competitors take turns taking one bite each.
5. The winner is the last person who hasn't puked or opted out of the competition.
6. In the case of a tie the two who tied continue until someone pukes again.
American #1: Hey you guys want to play some American Roulette? I haven't eaten in a whole 30 minutes.
American #2: Sure. I'm starving too.
American #3: I'm in.
American #4: Me too.
American Roulette by BT596 January 18, 2011

American Roulette 

A dangerous and deadly game in which a man has sex with woman randomly picked out of a group. The catch is only one woman in the group has no STD.
played american roulette last night, and now my genitals itch :(
American Roulette by carwar February 20, 2018

American roulette 

When you are having sex unprotected and keep switching back and forth between her ass and pussy until you cum in one of them
I was playing American roulette with my girlfriend the other day and shot into the wrong hole want to help me think of baby names?
American roulette by I like thighs September 29, 2019

American Roulette 

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.
"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."
American Roulette by Dee._ January 30, 2021

American Roulette 

I decided to play American Roulette at school with all my friends