poop dam 

A hard fecal block that takes incredible effort to evacuate, usually followed by a torrent of aqua turd. The effort required to move the poop dam translates into raw force motivating the easy to move aqua turd, thus causing utter chaos.

I worked my ass off and finally broke the poop dam, but the aquaturd splashed up all over my ass and totally wrecked my turdcutter.

poop dam by Jim Deal September 8, 2005

poopdamn 

An exclamation of mild annoyance; more modest than "shit" and classier than straight "damn".

Classy bastard 1: I say! I just dropped my monocle in my tea!
Classy bastard 2: Poopdamn, good sir. Poopdamn indeed.

poopdamn by neko_cam June 15, 2011