danwillisness 

NOUN: The condition that affects aging baby boomers who have grown out of their youthful anarchistic radicalism and instead settled into a life of social conservatism and material wealth.

He was a punk in his younger days, but after developing danwillisness he's bought a house in the country and now spends his time gardening and taking Sunday wine tours on his motorcycle.

danwillisness by PrinceOfPortWeller February 8, 2021

Danwilliness 

The propensity of people called Dan to look like a willie.

Hey Dan, Your Danwilliness is apparant when you forget your hat and wear a turtleneck.

Danwilliness by Nupes2U February 14, 2021

Danwilliness 

The phenomenon of people called Dan to look like a willi.

Hey Dan, your danwilliness is more apparant today without your hat on and you wearing that turtle neck sweater.

Danwilliness by Nupes2U February 14, 2021