Pachirisu 

A retarded electric squirrel Pokémon. Like Marill, Plusle, Minun, and that chinchilla piece of shit pokémon coming out next generation, Pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). It doesn't evolve or anything and there's no kickass stats or anything, it jumps buttrapes itself to fainting. If you actually use it on your team of Pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.

A WILD PACHIRISU APPEARS.
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.

I win. :D

Pachirisu by JimboWales August 18, 2010

pachitis 

Inflammation of the Pachita. A pachita is what this bolivian kid called a vagina once upon a time in La Paz.

It is the infectious disease of being a puss or coward. It is another way to call someone a puss.

Can also be used as though you have caught the disease. Patch.

Oh you're out of breath...is your pachitis acting up?

Friend - I was gonna jump off the cliff but when I got up there...
Me - Let me guess, your Pachitis flared up a bit?

Me - Dude you used to be down but you musta caught the Patch, cuz now you ain't got it dog.

pachitis by bubs18 March 23, 2007