Fetch Boy

A person in a friend group that is deemed "researcher", settling any arguments by Googling the answer in real time (never assigned to someone with an Android and never a ginger).

"Wait, you don't need to crack that beer bottle over Luke's head, we have a Fetch Boy to settle this; Fetch Boy run the numbers on how many nose jobs for Khloe Kardashian."

Fetch Boy by sofirstlady March 21, 2023

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Fetch Boy

A man so whipped by the puss that he can be kept as a runner.

Fetch boy, go scoop up my groceries and pick up that dry cleaning, momma's got shit to do.

Fetch Boy by Soseph March 17, 2021

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Fuck boy fletch

That guy that passively aggressively tells you you can buy your own drinks while seemlessy attracts women to pay for his, all the while he bangs the local milfs out side of stage west on a Thursday night..

The dude doesn’t have money but can pull…He is just another fuck boy fletch

Fuck boy fletch by Gladiator497 February 28, 2022

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