Cold Minute 

Parody of a "Hot Second", signifying any amount of time it would take to complete a task.

Dan: Yo dude when are you coming over?
Marc: I'll be there in a cold minute man!
*Arrives at house*
Marc: Dude where you just beating off?!?
Dan: YOU SAID I HAD A COLD MINUTE!!

Cold Minute by Dan Glantz July 22, 2011

cold minute 

The opposite of a hot minute. A cold minute is a very short period of time, usually just a few days.

Damn nigga I just seen this movie a cold minute ago, lets go see something else

cold minute by HustlerNukka March 27, 2008

coldminutes 

coldminutes is a young influencer who's known for his big butt. his fans call him 'nicki minaj 2.0' or 'the sexy asian dude with the phattie' . he's also known for turning straight guys gay with his looks and sexy body

guy 1: this coldminutes guy is so hot, i'm literally gay for him
guy 2: me too, i might just leave my girlfriend for him

coldminutes by cartibabez April 4, 2021