2 definitions by cartibabez

coldminutes

coldminutes is a young influencer who's known for his big butt. his fans call him 'nicki minaj 2.0' or 'the sexy asian dude with the phattie' . he's also known for turning straight guys gay with his looks and sexy body

guy 1: this coldminutes guy is so hot, i'm literally gay for him
guy 2: me too, i might just leave my girlfriend for him

by cartibabez April 4, 2021

zeviahr2

the most amazing person in the whole world i love him so much . he's handsome, funny , smart ...so basically he's perfect .

X:hey man , have you seen that zeviahr2 posted on instagram?
Y:nah he blocked me cause i'm unattracive,overweight and unfunny ...
X: yeah he's right
Y: i know ...i wanna be like him.

by cartibabez March 29, 2021