Burpatologist 

A doctor or health care worker that can prescribe you something that helps stop your burping problems

“Hey mum I can’t stop burping”
“Cori your gonna have to see a burpatologist “

Burpatologist by Lzxte January 25, 2021

burritologist 

An expert at making burritos, specifically of the breakfast sort.
The chosen one of burritos.

"Could you make me a burrito??"
"Sure can!! I'm a burritologist, remember?"

burritologist by can you handle this? June 11, 2017

hurpatologist 

1) A person who studies worthless, useless information or concepts.
2) A social justice warrior or anyone on the Regressive Left.
3) People who are so inept, incompetent, or stupid, that they are professional idiots.
4) A professional idiot.
5) Also known as a derpatologist.

I got my gender studies degree. My friends told me I was now an official hurpatologist! When I told them I was not studying reptiles, they just laughed at me for some reason.

hurpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017